To Nostalgia
Toasts are a rather interesting concept. What does it mean to drink to something- you show your commitment to the object (like an apostrophe- mrs. stephen! ap lit is useful!!) by demonstrating your alcohol tolerance? hmmm. so lo and behold-
A Compilation of Toasts
the more common ones
- To Long life and good health
- To happiness
- To (insert random person's name)
- To friendship
the less common ones
- To orgasms (seriously- when youre drinking an "orgasm cocktail", what better thing to toast to? ditto for "slow comfortable sex", "sex on the beach" and so on.. i swear- the only reason they're named that is because waiters get a kick out of hearing 'can i have an orgasm please' or 'i'd like an orgasm now please' or fill in with your ahem. dirty imagination)
- To sarcasm
- To suicide bombers
- To lost loves, old friends, old gods, and the season of mists... hmm. strike a chord there?
- To old friends- lorraine, chaos, derek, faye- i hope we'll get to meet up! felix- i'm so glad i ran into you! claire- im glad we've become friends again!
well- at least that's what i'd toast to right now if i was toasting to anything! with any luck they'll come in handy some day.
so- come on! For those of you who have unfortunately ventured onto this post- leave me a comment and an online toast!
posted by star @ 3:12 PM
3 Comments:
hay hayy
hahah the orgasm comment reminds me of this comedian i once heard... you know how banks make you create/answer a question and answer to verify that you're, yanno, you? so this dude got to choose a question, so now whenever he calls his bank, the bank person has to ask him "what are you wearing right now?" and he has to answer, "that's not very appropriate". okay, i just found that amusing. =P but i know you don't like long winded stories, so I SHUTTING UP NOW
+, that restaurant looks CLASSY. mmmmm.
toasts!! right.
- of course to my wacky, cloth-dragging, note-passing, politically minded friend with the disastrous handwriting. ;D and, uh, all other friends old + new + imaginary
- to v -- "remember remember the 5th of november"!
- to secrets that will hopefully stay buried.
- to "Do you realize??" by the Flaming Lips because it sums up life so completely
- to the little joys of life - hot soccer players, long telephone conversations, south park, and so on.
- and to happiness!
"everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt" -- kurt vonnegut
brilliant toasts! we're going to get pretty 'plastered' if we're going to go through that list of toasts ; )- which are all too worthwhile to not do.
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